Opening Monologue

The Opening Segment
"Hey Kevin, you hear about this new Zune? The Microsoft Zune? It's supposed to be a competitor to the iPod. It's an appropriate name because pretty soon they're gonna be zooming out of their profit margins. Because I don't think it's gonna be very successful."

"Hey Yusong, do you know about riding lawnmowers? They're like a walking lawnmower but instead of walking with it you're sitting down and it's like, hey kick your feet up have a nice time."

"What's worse about traffic, or what takes longer rather, the time that you spend sitting in it or the time that you spend thinking about it afterwards because it made you so upset."